Twonk

Mmm, not really, but they were kind of cool.

11-18-09
I worked in some animal rescue clinic place that was this huge barn. There were horses and and dogs and cats and reptiles and all kinds of crap. Jigen was there with me and it seemed we were dating, but I'd rather much think we were just friends. I grab this horse and saddle it up, asking Jigen if he wants to go for a ride. He didn't really want to, but he said he did. So he gets up on the horse and I have the reins and am leading the horse through the barn. Some of my co-workers were saying how sexy he looked on the horse as we went by (xD What?) which embarrassed both of us. We get outside and I go to grab this one horse, which had to be trained to take riders. It was supposed to be a pony, but looked more like a mule than a horse. I get the horse and grab the saddle and something happens and the horse shrinks to a small size and runs off. I start to panic and make some sort of reference to this happening before and tell Jigen to stay there as I chase after it. The horse runs under a fence and into an area this doctor is working and I can't disturb him or something. There was some reason I couldn't go in there. So I go back to Jigen and it switches to me holding a snake and I tell him to watch the snake and wrap it around his shoulders. He seemed nervous and I told him to just stand still. I leave and come back to the snake biting him and him throwing it off. And off course the snake was poisonous, so I take him over to this little area and have to give him a shot of stuff and he's all nervous and I laughed at him. And the syringe was really weird looking, like a balloon to hold the medicine stuff, which you had to squeeze to get it out. While I was giving him the shot I woke up.


11-20-09

Lupin, Jigen, Goemon and Fujiko were in fantasy adventure type clothing as they walked along these mountain cliffs. They had to get to some location before an army was able to catch them, so they were traveling as fast as they could as they made their way across these mountains. They get to this cave and walk in. Inside is a huge lake and the traIl to get across has eroded from the water, so they have to jump across gaps to get through. There are huge weird fish jumping in the water and all have these huge teeth. Jigen jumps across and Fujiko starts to, but is nervous and falls in, Jigen reaching down and pulling her out before the fish can get her. He then takes off the tunic type thing he's wearing and wraps it around Fujiko. They decide to stay in the cave for the night and build a fire. Jigen grabs his sword and he starts to wave his hands around to get the fishes attention. They aggressively jump out of the water to attack his hand and he stabs them with the sword. They look really cartoonish, with big eyes and lots of long thick teeth that end at a rounded point. Jigen takes the fish over and jokes with Lupin how weird they look. They are a little disgusted to eat them, but once Jigen chops the heads off then they don't look as bad. He tosses the heads into the water and watches the fish swarm and eat them and then he tosses the fish into the fire to cook them, which is a weird way to cook something. xD And then I woke up.

I had a dream that sort of went like this, without all the dialog, since I couldn't remember what was said.  And also some stuff is added, as parts I couldn't remember.  And I woke up pretty much where this ends.




"So, you gonna tell me why we're here?" Jigen wondered as he followed Lupin in the entrance of a cave.
"You'll see," Lupin said, just knowing that Jigen would be completely surprised once he saw what the cave held.
The two walked on, the cave seeming to get bigger until it opened up into a large room.
"An underground temple?" Jigen wondered as he looked around at the wooden benches and what appeared to be an alter at the end of the room.
"The temple of Kara'Don," Lupin beamed.
Jigen jerked his head towards Lupin and stared at him in silent shock.
"Home to the mystic Golden Goddess Reia," Lupin continued.  Sensing the stare he was receiving, he turned and looked at Jigen.  "What?"
"Are you insane?!" Jigen blurted out.
Lupin only laughed.  "Don't tell me you believe those dumb stories, Jigen."
"Dumb or not, I'm out."  Jigen shook his head and started out of the cave.
"Jigen, come on!" Lupin whined as he watched him leave.
"Forget it!" Jigen replied.  He was almost to the exit of the temple when he stopped, Goemon walking towards him.
"Goemon!" Lupin sang out happily.
Goemon only glared at him.  He then looked at Jigen.  "I'm surprised you even came, Jigen."
"Hey, I want nothing to do with this, okay?  And why are you even here?"
"The Kara'Don hired me to protect the statue," Goemon said, once again glaring at Lupin.
Lupin laughed at this.  "You took a job from some cannibilistic cult?  That's priceless, Goemon!"
Goemon walked past Jigen and towards Lupin.  "Leave now or I will kill you," he warned.
Lupin's laugh faded as he stared at Goemon with a smirk.  He turned and looked at the wall of rock behind him, staring up at it before turning back to Goemon.
"Well?" Goemon asked.
"You know what, Goemon?  It's funny.  All I have to do is take away your sword and you'd be completely useless."
Goemon tensed with anger.
"Do you think I keep you around for you?" Lupin asked.
"Lupin, what the hell are you saying?" Jigen wondered.
"Come on, Goemon, don't look so shocked," Lupin laughed.  "It's the sword that's useful, not you.  You're not exactly the most entertaining guy to be around, in case you haven't noticed."
"Am I only around for my abilities, Lupin?" Jigen said in anger.
Lupin shook his head.  "Nah, you're actually fun to be around.  You're abilities are just a nice perk.  But, Goemon, pfft!  Man, if it weren't for his sword, I'd have dumped him a long time ago."
"You're unbelievable, Lupin," Jigen said in disgust before turning and leaving.
Goemon shook in anger, never  once thinking that he was nothing but a tool to Lupin.  Letting out a yell, he ran towards Lupin, striking out with his sword wildly.
Lupin grinned and jumped into the air at the last second, grabbing onto a wooden candle chandolier above him.
Goemon looked up as the candles fell around him.  He then looked over at the wall, watching as it crumbled into pieces.
Lupin laughed, looking into the opening that appeared and seeing something golden through the dust.
Goemon backed away, stunned by what he had done.
"Do you think I really meant that, Goemon?" Lupin asked sincerely as he now hung from his legs.  "You're more to me than a sword.  But sometimes it does come in handy."  He smiled at his friend, who continued looking at the opening.
Lupin shrugged and raised his arm, shooting a small dart from his watch into Goemon's neck.
Goemon let out a yelp of pain as he grabbed for his neck.
"Sorry to use you like this, Goemon, but how else was I supposed to get this thing?"
Goemon stumbled before falling into a deep sleep, his body collapsing to the ground.
Lupin dropped from above, turning himself in midair and landing on his feet.  He glanced back at Goemon and then to the statue, one of which was worth a lot of money.
He walked towards it, staring in awe before grabbing it, lifting the heavy object over his head and turning to leave.
"Going somewhere?" a deep voice asked.
Lupin glared ahead of him, a group of gunmen standing inside the temple, one of them with their gun to Jigen, who stood with his hands in the air.
Lupin smirked and shrugged.  "Maybe."
The deep voiced man laughed.  "I knew that all I had to do was make a big announcement about having the statue and you'd show up."
Lupin continued to smirk.
"And knowing how dedicated your friend here is, I hired him, knowing he wouldn't help you no matter how much you begged."
Lupin glanced down at Goemon anxiously.  "You must have me confused with somebody else," Lupin said as he looked up at the man.  "I'm not really the kind of guy to beg."
Jigen scoffed at this.
'Come on,' Lupin thought as he glanced at Goemon.  'Wear off already!'
"And to think, I can dispose of your whole team at once," the man laughed.
"Maybe you can, maybe you can't," Lupin said.
"There's nobody here to save you, Lupin.  And there's no way to escape this.  Your thoughtless way of working will be your undoing."
Lupin grinned as he saw Goemon start to wake up.  "I guess you're right.  I mean, I must have been stupid thinking I could steal this, right?"  He laughed.
The man laughed.  "I'll be kind and give you the chance to say one last thing before I kill you."
"Aww, you're so nice," Lupin said with a smile.  "I guess what I'd like to say is-"
"It's just a shame I get bored so easily," the man interrupted as he fired his gun twice, both bullets hitting Lupin in the chest.
"Lupin!" Jigen yelled as he watched him fall.
Goemon lifted his head, having heard the shots and now staring in shock at Lupin's still body.  "No," he whispered.  He turned his head towards the man as anger flowed through him.
"Kill them," the man said before turning and walking through the crowd.
The man stopped as a yell echoed throughout the temple.  He turned, watching as Goemon ran towards him.
Goemon sliced every bullet that was fired at him, slicing through the bodies as he finally reached his target, killing him just as quickly as the others.
"Lupin," Jigen yelled as he ran towards him, kneeling down by his body.
Lupin's breathing was heavy and raspy, one of his lungs having been pierced.
"Oh god," Jigen said, not really knowing what to do as panic struck him.  "Just... just hold on, okay?"
He gently lifted him, he and Goemon leaving the cave and taking one of the gunman's car, speeding off to the nearest city.

There was a whole beginning, which I can't quite remember, but it involved Glenn Beck.  xD  Either I was interviewing him or he was interviewing me.  I don't remember.  I remember being all happy and excited to be talking to him, though. x3

The second part of it was completely different.  Me and my brother are walking down the street, which is supposedly a busy street but this time was almost empty of cars.  There was one sitting waiting at a red light and as me and my brother are talking I glance over and the car is rocking back and forth.  I thought that was odd, but I kept walking until I hear this gunshot and this horrible loud yelping/howl sound.  I turn to see this old man laying in the back seat of his car and this young guy holding a gun to him and screaming at him to get up and drive.  Along where we were walking was a wooden fence and it turned at this one point, like there was a little inlet thingie, so I ran to that point and pressed myself up against it so the guy wouldn't see me.  My brother just kept walking and I was freaking out because I was there alone and what if the guy started to look for me.

I then woke up.  But the weird thing was me ducking behind the fence happened very fast because I woke myself up when I heard that horrible yelping thing, which was very loud and freaky sounding.  And my heart was beating so fast and I just layed there and tried to calm down.  I don't know if it was a sound outside or what, since it was so real and very very loud.  It wasn't my dog, which I was glad of.

And then yesterday I had a dream where my closet door kept opening and I was trying to sleep and had to keep getting up to close it.  And it got to the point where it was freaking me out and I tried to yell at whatever to stop it, but I couldn't speak.  The way I spoke was like a deaf person does.  And I got up to close it and it opened and I screamed and my mom came in and asked what the problem was and I pointed at the door and tried to explain, but she didn't understand until the door just slammed opened.  And then I woke up and was freaked out, afraid if I looked at my closet door it'd be open.  So, I didn't look and eventually went back to sleep.  xD

And then once I went back to sleep I had a stupid dream where I went to the store to get the ingredients for a surprise lunch because it was Easter or something.  And I remembered I didn't' leave a note for my mom to tell her where I went, so I called and my brother picked up the phone.  I told him where I was and he said they were ordering Subway.  So, my story had to change from lunch to dessert and he was like "Ooh, get something with raspberries and oranges", which I thought was an odd combination, but I didn't say anything.  So I said I'd be home by one and at that point it was almost noon.  So, I'm wandering around this store, which is huge, and they have like four different dessert areas.  One is all the already made stuff, another is where customers make their own cakes to either keep or sell, the third is the stores bakery area and the last is where you can special order stuff and then watch them make it.  I'm wandering around getting annoyed as there isn't anything raspberry and orange and then I think I can just get ingredients to make something with those flavors.  And at the place that you can order stuff from they have these cream puff looking things that looked really good, but were like $50.  And some guy was eating one and I asked him what was inside it and he said it was pastry filled with fruit and tortillas.  Kind of made me sick, so I left the store with nothing and then noticed it was almost two and got all angry.  And then I woke up.

Gosh, the dreams I remember have been stupid lately... =\